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Excerpt no.2
Máax stared down at the hysterical,
screaming woman. He was about to offer a few calming words, such as “Shut the
hell up,” but then something peculiar happened.
What the fuu . . . ? He stumbled to the side but
caught himself. He’d never experienced anything so unusual, so potent. But what
was it? It didn’t hurt. No, quite the opposite. It felt like a sack of fucking
wonderful dropped on his head.
Máax
looked at the woman once more, and it hit him again.
Click.
He
gasped. She was doing this to him? How? There was no logical explanation, other
than . . .
He
lost his train of thought. Gods, she is
magnificent.
Holy Christ! He stepped back and stared at
Ashli. Is that . . . Am I . . . ? He
was drooling! Like a hungry dog!
The
odd, euphoric sensation hit him again, nearly tumbling him over. Nothing in his
seventy thousand years of existence could help him articulate the sensation. It
was as if the damned woman had jumped inside his body, soldered herself to
every molecule of his light, and then sucked away any rational thought. The
hollow pit in his chest, one he hadn’t known existed, felt instantly placated.
That spot now felt warm and mushy. The center of gravity shifted from beneath
his feet toward the direction of the woman and began pulling him to her like a
shooting star.
Oh, shit. She’s my mate? He took two more steps back. No. No. Hell no! But how? And why now?
He’d never asked the Universe for a mate. He didn’t want this. He didn’t want
to be tethered to some . . . some weak mortal woman, or any woman for that
matter. Where was the godsdamned logic in that? For fuck sake, he was a lone
wolf—answered to no one and nothing. And he was invisible, went where he liked when he
liked. (For the time being, anyway.) After he went on trial for his recent
multitude of offenses, he’d be entombed for a very, very, very . . . yes, very fucking long time! And now this,
this . . . woman had messed it all up! Filii
canis! Now he was truly going to suffer. He’d have something to miss!
Then
another truth dawned on him. Cimil set me
up! Again! He was going to kill her. And, gods fucking dammit, did the
woman—this, this, Ashli—have to be so godsdamned hot?
Infernum. Her beauty was beyond that of
any deity. Dark golden-brown skin, hair like black-licorice ribbons wild about
her face and trailing down her back, and exotic eyes, turning up in the corners
like a feline’s. And her lips . . . Her lips were plump and full, just the sort
a man longs to feel sliding over every inch of his—
Get a hold of yourself, man! But holy saints she was hot.
What was he going to do?
Why don’t you start by saving
her, asshole?
Right.
First things first, though; he had to get her to stop screaming. “Ashli, I
command you to stop screaming.”
Her
beautiful hazel eyes widened, and she bolted toward the dusty, narrow road that
ran along the beachfront.
Sanguine ad infernum! She’s
running away?
“Ashli, I command you to stop. I won’t hurt—”
A large silver bus came out of
nowhere. “No!”
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Excerpt no.3
Bloody deity infernum! Máax’s
head throbbed with a pain so severe it reminded him of the time he’d
accidentally been stepped on by Cimil’s unicorn. Giant fucking thing thought it
was some sort of lapdog but weighed the same as an elephant.
So what had that bloody woman hit
him with? A garbage truck? No way was that a simple shovel.
In any case, it knocked a few of
his marbles loose because he didn’t recall freeing himself or making his way
inside her house. But he had. In fact, he’d made it to her bed, and now Ashli
lay beside him, sound asleep. How long had he been out, and how the hell had
she fallen asleep without noticing a very large man in her bed?
Because you’re invisible and were lucky enough to pass out on
the side of the bed she doesn’t use.
Carefully, he edged off the bed,
trying not to disturb her. Ashli rolled over and flung her arm over his chest. Deorum inferorum. Máax sucked in a deep
breath.
“You smell so good,” she mumbled.
She talks in her sleep? For some
reason he found that adorable. “What cologne is that?” she
added. His natural scent. All gods
produced a pleasing aromatic cocktail of pheromones. He supposed it was
nature’s subtle way of disarming humans, making it less likely for them to
freak out and realize they were in the presence of something not quite human.
Ironically, he felt like the one
being lulled by Ashli’s scent. He’d never smelled a more enticing fragrance:
tropical flowers mixed with a slight hint of those roasted chili peppers from
her kitchen and fresh ocean air. Gods, the scent was just as exotic as the
woman. Add to that, Ashli seemed to enjoy the ocean, his passion, as much as he
did. If he could live his entire existence on the beach, he would. The air, the
tropical breeze, the soft sand . . . there was nothing better than swimming in
the waves or surfing when the opportunity arose, though it had been a very long
time. Isn’t such a smart idea to surf when you’re invisible. A lone surfboard,
carving a wave on its own, looks a bit strange. Nor was it smart to lay next to
Ashli, enjoy the warmth of her touch while sniffing her hair, or allow himself
to grow extremely aroused. Which he had. Idiot. What was the point? So he could
remind himself what he was missing out on? Once this was all over, which it would
be because he never failed, they’d both move on. Him to some cold, dark tomb
probably buried somewhere in a remote swamp where no one would find him for a
million years. And Ashli—she would find some nice human to spend her mortal
days with.
Or perhaps one of your brothers. After all, Cimil prophesied that twenty years from now, Ashli
would broker peace between his brethren. That meant she’d meet them all. And
Ashli was a catch, not to mention the one person on the planet destined to save
them all. How? He had no clue. Yes, clearly the woman had her attributes—sexy
as hell attributes—but aside from that, she seemed quite normal. Nevertheless,
being savior of the planet would grant her instant celebrity status and
boatloads of attention. She’d have men lining up around the block.
He balled his fists, then let go.
All for the best. Because he didn’t
want her. Much. And he certainly
didn’t need the distractions; this was one mission he couldn’t afford to fail.
He sighed and Ashli flinched.
Máax lifted his head, ready to make a mad dash from the room if she woke up,
but found himself entranced. Her plump lips and golden skin; her dark lashes,
fanning along the crease of her catlike eyes; her hair a wild mass of thick
black curls. He had no idea of her heritage, but never had there been a more
seductive female in existence.
His eyes swept down the length of
her small athletic frame covered only in a flimsy white sundress. Next to his
large body, Ashli appeared more petite than she really was.
An urge to dominate her, to take
her right there, sparked.
Or perhaps you’d enjoy the opposite. Yes, he’d enjoy the feel of her lithe, lean figure straddling
him, riding his cock.
Hell, man. That’s enough, you horny bastard. “Fuck this,” he hissed and
slipped quickly from the bed before he did something he regretted. Like kiss
her.
Or motorboat her.
You randy bastard.
He needed to go for a swim. Yes,
the ocean water would cool him down. The ocean always made him feel better,
like being home.
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